It means wearing make up, high heels and skinny dresses that are glued to a nice skinny body. Not too skinny, though — only to the point when breasts are still big enough.
It means buying clothes on a regular basis, to stay in fashion and wear the most trendy colours and types of clothes. It means keeping the old clothes as well, so that she can always use them later for a ‘retro style’. Besides, a woman can never have too many pairs of shoes — so collect shoes as much as you can, for it will make you more womanly.
Woman’s body should always be smooth as silk. Remember this — it is very important. An attractive woman is not allowed to show any hair on her legs, in her armpits and should also have a pssst… shaved vagina. Otherwise, no man will want her.
Same for the sweat and smell. If she wants to appeal to anyone, a woman will never EVER allow the world to receive her natural smell. Deodorant first, then a layer of perfume — she shouldn’t leave the house without preparing herself like this first. If she has a bigger problem, she will just take some pills. Besides, she makes sure to buy those pantyliners with a fresh scent — they will absorb all the uncomfortable smells from down there.
Woman’s body should be properly toned, have a flat belly, hips proportionally wider than the waist, with just a little bit of fat on the hips. Breasts are best when they stick out and don’t fall down. The bigger the better, but only until they don’t start gravitating towards the Earth.
A woman should watch herself not to become pregnant at the wrong time — but then, when the time is right, she knows just what to do to her body to make it instantly fertile. She swallows contraceptives when she and her partner don’t want a child. That’s how she is in control and responsible for her hormones, as well as for the well-being of the relationship. Then when the time comes, she miraculously turns into a perfect, healthy and nurturing mother.
Oh, and then she loses extra weight after pregnancy, quickly and in a disciplined manner. No pain, no gain, leave the excuses aside and just get back in shape, girl!
The skill-list of a woman should include many items, but above everything — she should be able to juggle her tasks and divide attention between all of them. After all, this is what evolution has conditioned women to do — take care of the family and keep the fire in the centre of the house going. With kids running around and meals to cook, multitasking is simply a natural feature of a female brain.
Now, she should also be discrete about the womanly stuff going on in her body. Sure, menstruation is not an easy thing to go through each month — but really, madame, you should hold your horses with all this crying and yelling. I see that the hormones make you feel this or that — but honestly, and adult lady like you should be able to tame her emotions.
Speaking of which… a woman shouldn’t be angry. Really, she just shouldn’t. Anger is good for the predatory men fighting for survival or position — but not for the soft creatures who are supposed to be empathetic and caring. Love and anger — these two things are exclusive to each other, an even language can tell you that.
Did you know that in some languages — for example, in Polish — the word for ‘evil’ and ‘angry’ is one and the same word?
As a woman, you ought to show interest in certain things, but not in other. You can be an artist, writer, secretary or even an athlete — that’s ok. But do you really want to study to become an electrician? Why would you do that?
It is ok that you are not the best driver — you are a woman. You shouldn’t go on a stroll by yourself after dusk — it is dangerous. Travelling alone? Why not take a friend with you, it’ll be safer and more fun, too. You can gossip around, do some shopping and do all the other girly stuff. And better not talk to strangers (or in other words: don’t meet anyone new) — you never know what they will want from you. Besides, why at your age you still don’t have a husband? Are you actually planning to start a family?
New haircut. Buy make up. Slimming lotion. Depilation. Shopping to make you feel better. But these shoes don’t match tha dress! Why don’t you want to look more like a girl? You made yourself into a tomboy. What do you mean you stopped shaving? If you had a better bra, your breasts would look bigger. Smile nicely, we’re taking a picture. You’re not packing even one dress? Or high heels? Do something with your skin. Your belly is a bit too big, don’t you think? You should be earning more at your age. How are you planning to raise children if your boyfriend is foreign? Get yourself together, or else no one will want you. Raise your head. Be strong. But also be soft. BE A WOMAN.